The Crim's Poet Contest

Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know
That Al Capone has got a weenie that he loves to show(bitch)
Everywhere I Go, Bitches always know
That Al Capone Scene has got a weenie that he loves to show


Wake up
Grab beer
Grab rear
Shave beard
Put on some scene gear
Gotta get drunk before my mom wakes up
Break-up with my girlfriend so I can bang sluts
I'm undead, unfed
Been sleeping on bunk beds
Since ten
So if I don't booze it, I'm gonna lose it
Everybody get to it, do it, get ruined

Let's get this party started
Let's keep them 40's poppin
So just get buzzed and stay ****ed up
We'll keep them panties droppin

When I start drinking
My dick does all my thinking
Hoes want to be scene with me
And I like their big thick titties
D-Cups with extra filling
Take it out let me lick it quickly
Calm down it's just a hickie
I'll blame it on this whisky sipping gets me tipsy
Drink fast and enjoy your buzz
Take back streets to avoid the fuzz
I wanna take you home but your friends won't let ya'
I got a 40 in my Ford Fiesta
Buy beer
Or pay the rent
My signing bonus was quickly spent
So I'll beat my meat like I'm a ****in' butcher
And I'll punk the pussy like I'm Ashton Kutcher!

Let's get this party jumpin'
Let's see some 40 chuggin'
I wanna see your booty rubbing against my dick when I start buzzin'
Come on girls I wanna see you drinkin'
I wanna see your brain start shrinkin'
Make a move I saw you winkin'
Drunken pussies what I'm thinkin'
I don't give a **** if you're drunk or not
Turn it up loud feel the ambiance
Grab 2 ho's and do some body shots
I wanna party all night until they call the cops
**** a wristband lets all do a keg stand
I'm like Cheech with out the Chong
Hittin up the beer bong
When the cops show up
Their gonna get the finger
And i don't give a ****
Cuz I'm the designated drinker!


This is my song for your event or I am Croatian and I sing it (my band and i) in Croatian but here I gave you the effort and translated it into English I hope you like it

//edit: we want +/- 12 lines..please edit it, thanks.