[BR] Happy Birthday TheUnd3ad

Hey, that's what i do.
That's how things are, i do spam topics.

You don't ask a bird to stop singing or flying.
You don't ask a noob to stop being idiot.
You don't ask my dog to stop being idiot.

So you should not ask me to stop spamming.

I love it too, This names help me so much.

example: Do u want a sex on the beach??
Yeah, sure!!!
Ok, c'mon to the beach.

uhauhauhauha

And then the girl says:
"No way, i meant the drink, i have a boyfriend. ¬¬"

And you:
"Oh sure..*big pause as you'll not know what to say and then the answer comes up"

"that's what i actually meant, there are plenty drink's sellers on the beach.
Come along, i'll pay some for ya"

(kibe loses money and ends up with no girl at all. =P)

THE END.

and they lived happilly ever after.. (the girl and her boyfriend.. you didn't)

And then the girl says:
"No way, i meant the drink, i have a boyfriend. ¬¬"

Don't talk about things who happens to u, LOOOOOSER... huauhauhauha

Im a womanizer, ur not, ur only a married man.

Kibe 2 x 0 Cido. huahuahua

Don't talk about things who happens to u, LOOOOOSER... huauhauhauha

Actually, the one who suggested begining a conversation offering a drink with a double meaningful name was you... in the most idiotic manner i ever seen. =P
I'm not dumb enough to do so... i have a brain that i actually use while chating.

I'm a married man because i'm good enough for a woman.. you'r not. hahaha =P


Cido 4 x 2 kibe

(my answers worth 2 points each because they are better hehe)

(god, what a kid's joke) lolzl

i have a brain that i actually use while chating.

I'm a married man because i'm good enough for a woman.. you'r not. hahaha =P

Colerinha Ur only enough idiot to think that she love u and not ur money and it only proves that ur a idiot uhauhahua...

Actually, it means i have something somewoman can love, even if it is my money... you don't.

Cido 327 x 3 Kibe

game over.. cido won. =P

It's your birthday, do focus your extra hormony charge in something else than playing around with me. hehehe
Find some pretty girlfriend to ya to spend all those teenage hormony with.

Looks like someone has asked wikipedias' help. hehe



If you drink a normal caipirinha, i think you would barely be able to walk.(a real caipirinha)
If you drink my caipirinha, so you'll never be able to walk again. =P

I know how to make a white russian as well.
A white russian without milk and coffee liqueur.(cido's style)

I also can make a pretty tasteful sex on the beach. (love those double meaning drinks' name)

MwuHahahHa~ Yes Cido Wiki is my best friend didnt u know? :P

& why wont i be able to walk?? this sounds rather interesting,,, Im sure i can handle it! LMFAO

P.S Sex On The Beach is my Favourite Cocktails MmmmmM!!
(which makes me laugh cos when i went to amsterdam on the ferry they call it ''Love on the Boat'' to which i was arguing with the man telling him its SEX ON THE BEACH!! i dont like on a boat HaHa)!!(& yes i was drunk i have excuse to act like a complete ASS)

P.S1 milk and liqueur SUcKs! to sickly (puke) Screaming Orgasm is made with milk its Disgusting!! Ewwwww!

muhahaha kimmy crazy :*

muhahaha kimmy crazy :*

;* ;* ;* Mitzi

& why wont i be able to walk??

That's why they call it surprise... i'll let you find it out by yourself.

Im sure i can handle it!

And i'm sure i'v already heard it from girls wich just woke up after 1 and a half day.(belive me, it's pretty strong) //does the word absinto mean anything to ya?

Anyway, if you belive to be stronger than the others so i'd gladly make my caipirinha to ya.

which makes me laugh cos when i went to amsterdam on the ferry they call it ''Love on the Boat'' to which i was arguing with the man telling him its SEX ON THE BEACH!! i dont like on a boat HaHa)!!(& yes i was drunk i have excuse to act like a complete ASS

That's the diference btw you and me... you belive alchool gives you the right to act like an ass... i belive that being a man gives me that right anytime i want.. alchool just helps me to be a bigger selfish and arogant being.

Between, what's the problem with sex on the boat?
I mean, no matter where it is, it is still 'sex' right?(i belive 'sex' to be the principal word in the drink's name.. if you say to someone: "let's go drink some 'sex'", he/she will most likely understand what you are saying)

And principally, you(a drunk woman) went to that party and talked all night long about how a drink's name should be with that man?
Dear god..

P.S1 milk and liqueur SUcKs! to sickly (puke) Screaming Orgasm is made with milk its Disgusting!! Ewwwww!

white russian - milk - liqueur = vodka

Anyway, i'm starting to belive there are no good drink sellers and mixers(barmen) in the UK.
You don't like most of the drinks you talk about.

Tell me, what do you like apart of the drinks that have 'sex' in its name?