Finnish Translations

Crims in finnish language is hilariously stupid. It looks like a group of hyper active wannabe gangsta 10 year olds have translated it. Seriously, its driving me nuts and you just cant play this game seriously when you see some hilarious gibberish pop on the screen when you go do some robberies. Even i could do those translations better, even tough im not so good in other languages.

I really hope i could meet those translators someday so i could murder their family and nail their dicks on my wall so i could watch them dangling there every morning while enjoying my morning coffee. Get better translations, ASAP!

lol can you translate some things for me please? Im curious to see, how does translation from 10 y.o. gangsta look

Btw. if you think that you can make better translation please contact leader of community crew Protectora by PM