Jokes

I have found in my inbox an email that a friend have send me a while ago..when i read it i laughed my ass off ..so i deceided to share it with all of you and trust me you will laugh ur ass off too unless u have read it before.

Stress Reliever # 1

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at
your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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Stress Reliever # 2

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.
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Stress Reliever # 3

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me

to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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Stress Reliever # 4

A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if

my father hadn't left me a fortune?"

"Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you
NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE"
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Stress Reliever # 5

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

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Stress Reliever # 6

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

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Stress Reliever # 7

Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the early warning.

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Stress Reliever # 8

A wife asked her husband: "What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: "I like your sense of humour.

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Stress Reliever # 9

Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date.

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Stress Reliever # 10

Q - What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

A - One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.

good jokes ;DD